ESPN’s Bonnie DeSimone reviews the year in tennis, it’s an entertaining read. If I were Andy Roddick, I’d rehearse a few postmatch comments just in case.
Best use of junk food in postmatch comments
“I used to, like, hit for a half hour and then go eat Cheetos the rest of the day, come out and drill forehands. Now I’m really trying to make it happen, being professional, really going for it, and I miss my Cheetos.”
– Andy Roddick, after losing to Russia’s Igor Andreev in the round of 16 at Indian Wells
Best use of a martyred world leader in postmatch comments
“Yeah, for the most part I was fine today until I just, you know, went mental at the end. That’s 5-1, so it’s not really going to matter. I mean, I could have, you know, reached Gandhi-like peace of mind and it wouldn’t have mattered then.”
– Andy Roddick, at the same news conference
Best use of a beloved animated character in postmatch comments
“Shooting the guy who shot Bambi? I guess it feels better than shooting Bambi.”
– Andy Roddick, after beating Benjamin Becker to advance to the US Open quarterfinals
These are hilarious! The cheetos reminds me of Britney Spears. How did you find these???